Porcelain

Lately, I'll admit, I've been addicted to stumble upon. Spending hours upon hours clicking the stumble button. Looking at the bizarre things that people put up on the internets. My favorite things to find however are the old comic book covers that seem to make little or no sense. It seems to go a little like this, Stumble: hilarious prat fall, Stumble: Scenic Photos of India, Stumble: GIANT GREEN NAZI GORILLAS!!!

No Kids I'm not joking. At what point did Hitler go, "Fuck this, it's giant green gorillas all the way!"

Or perhaps this classic moment...

Yes, ladies and gentleman, his superpower appears to be taking sterioids. And Wearing really shitty white hotpants.

Yet nothing hits me like this one...

HENRY THE NEIGHBORS CALLED AND THEY ARE CONFUSED. I'm confused why he wants to confuse the neighbors and why he needs a BOOK to do it. Who the hell wrote this tome? Is there a market for texts like these?

This too gets honorable mention...

Why is she a nurse at a castle and where did she get such a dope cape. I want it. Want want want.

And for the finale...

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE THE LIGHTNING!!!!!!!!

In other news, I am in Jersey and Drew is coming tomorrow to hang out for a few days. We're going to the MOMA! Hooray!

teh suckzor!

-being away from matt
-tired
-my coffee is cold
-my skin is dry
-i'm breaking out
-i'm cranky

bleh

i need makeouts and cuddles pronto.
but that is in Durham, NC not here

So i hug Pinky the Bear who smells like old ladies from that shitty hand cream that i tried and then touched him.

only one solution...

sammiches.